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- What “The 2014 Financial Market Awards” was really doing
- The winners, the jokes, and the real lessons underneath
- Comeback Player of the Year: REITs
- Lifetime Achievement Award: Warren Buffett
- Best Streak: The S&P 500 kept stacking up wins
- Worst Streak: The forecasting faceplant
- Biggest Winners: Biotech, India, and long-term Treasuries
- Biggest Losers: Russia, Greece, and commodities
- Best Actor: Bitcoin pretending to be a stable currency
- Best Screenplay: “The U.S. is the cleanest dirty shirt”
- Worst Screenplay: “How to invest in a rising-rate environment”
- Best Short Film: The October sell-off (blink and you missed it)
- Biggest Surprise: the oil crash (and the fact that surprise is guaranteed)
- Putting the 2014 awards in broader market context
- Actionable lessons investors can take from the “award show” format
- Investor “Experiences” from 2014: what it felt like in real life (about )
- Conclusion: the real trophy is a process you can repeat
Every year, finance people try to recap the markets with charts, jargon, and a level of confidence that should probably require a seatbelt.
But in The 2014 Financial Market Awards, Ben Carlson (A Wealth of Common Sense) did something far more useful: he turned the year
into a playful “award show” that still manages to teach real lessons about performance chasing, narratives, and how markets love to embarrass
certainty.
This article is a fully rewritten, expanded interpretation of the original awards postplus broader context from well-known U.S. market and
economic sourcesso you can understand what those “winners” said about 2014, why they mattered, and what investors can steal (legally) for
their own decision-making today.
What “The 2014 Financial Market Awards” was really doing
The gimmick (awards!) is the hook. The point is the punchline: the market doesn’t hand out trophies for effort, good intentions, or the number
of times you refreshed your portfolio app. It rewards exposure to what worked this yearoften for reasons almost nobody predictedand
it punishes the stuff that looked “obvious” five minutes ago.
Carlson’s categories (comeback player, best streak, worst screenplay, and so on) are basically a clever way of saying:
“Look how quickly the crowd’s story changes… and look how expensive it is to bet on the story instead of a process.”
The winners, the jokes, and the real lessons underneath
Comeback Player of the Year: REITs
Real Estate Investment Trusts (REITs) were a classic 2014 plot twist. After a relatively quiet 2013, REITs came roaring back in 2014helped by
falling interest rates and investors treating yield like it was the last donut in the break room.
The takeaway isn’t “always buy REITs.” The takeaway is: when rates fall, “rate-sensitive” assets can surprise youand the
crowd usually notices only after the move is well underway. If you were diversified (and rebalanced), you didn’t need to predict the comeback.
You just needed to own a reasonable slice of the market and let mean reversion do its weird little dance.
Lifetime Achievement Award: Warren Buffett
Buffett has been “washed” approximately 14,000 times in the last 30 years, which is impressive because it’s hard to be repeatedly finished while
also repeatedly compounding wealth.
In 2014, Berkshire Hathaway outperformed the broader market, and the bigger message was familiar: investing isn’t a game where you win once and
retire undefeated. Great investors go through cold streaks, look wrong, and get mockedthen keep executing a philosophy that doesn’t need to be
popular to work.
Best Streak: The S&P 500 kept stacking up wins
A multi-year run of positive returns can feel like a victory parade… until it turns into a complacency parade. In 2014 the S&P 500 extended a
long post-crisis streak (including dividends), reminding investors of two uncomfortable truths:
- Bull markets last longer than your stress can tolerate.
- They also make people forget risk exists… until it suddenly does.
The sneaky danger of long streaks isn’t the streak itself. It’s what people do because of the streak: ditch diversification, lever up, chase
what’s hot, and assume “this time I’ll get out before everyone else.” (Yes. Everyone says that. No. It does not work out for most people.)
Worst Streak: The forecasting faceplant
The awards post calls out how brutal 2014 was for loud, overconfident market callsbecause 2014 refused to follow several popular scripts.
A lot of forecasters were confidently wrong, repeatedly, in public. Which is a little like juggling chainsaws on live TV: the audience doesn’t
forget.
The lesson is evergreen: you can be smart and still be wrong on timing. Forecasting is hard because markets are a noisy blend of
economics, psychology, positioning, incentives, and “surprise!”and the surprise part shows up whether you RSVP’d or not.
Biggest Winners: Biotech, India, and long-term Treasuries
The 2014 “winners” list is a reminder that leadership can come from completely different corners at the same time:
high-growth equities (biotech), a standout emerging-market country (India), and “boring” government bonds (long-duration Treasuries).
That combination alone should make you suspicious of any one-size-fits-all story. If someone told you a single narrative that explained all of
2014, they either left out half the year or they’re selling something.
More importantly, long-duration Treasuries having a big year while people kept talking about “rising rates” is the kind of market prank that
should be framed and hung above every investor’s desk.
Biggest Losers: Russia, Greece, and commodities
2014 was not kind to a few places and themes that were already under pressure. Russian equities and Greece struggled, and commodities took a
beatingespecially with the late-year oil collapse.
This part of the awards show matters because it highlights a common investor error: confusing a “cheap” asset with a “safe” asset.
Things get cheap for reasons. Sometimes those reasons get worse before they get better. And sometimes they don’t get better on your timeline.
Best Actor: Bitcoin pretending to be a stable currency
Bitcoin’s 2014 performance (down sharply from where it started the year) was a reality check for anyone who expected a smooth, currency-like ride.
That doesn’t make it “good” or “bad” as a conceptit just means 2014 reminded everyone what early-stage assets do best:
volatility.
The investing takeaway: if you want to hold something that can drop fast, size it like it can drop fast. “I believe in the future” is not a risk
management plan. It’s a bumper sticker.
Best Screenplay: “The U.S. is the cleanest dirty shirt”
The “cleanest dirty shirt” line is a perfect 2014 summary because it admits a messy world while still acknowledging relative strength.
The U.S. economy showed real momentum at points in 2014 (including a very strong third quarter GDP reading), the dollar strengthened, and U.S.
assets benefited from looking comparatively attractive versus other regions.
Here’s the practical point: markets are comparative. Money flows to where the trade looks better relative to alternativesnot where things
are perfect. Investors who waited for “perfect conditions” mostly watched from the sidelines.
Worst Screenplay: “How to invest in a rising-rate environment”
One of the funniest (and most useful) moments in the awards post is the mockery of the rising-rate narrative, because 2014 kept dunking on it.
Long-term Treasuries did well, and even rate-sensitive sectors like utilities posted strong results.
The lesson: narratives are not portfolios. You can repeat “rates have to rise” until you’re blue in the face, but your account
balance still has to live in the real world.
Best Short Film: The October sell-off (blink and you missed it)
October 2014 delivered a quick, scary dropthen just as quickly reversed. It’s a perfect example of why investors get whiplash:
the “urgent” moments feel world-ending in real time, then become a footnote in hindsight.
If your plan requires you to jump in and out during those two-week windows, you’re basically trying to thread a needle while riding a mechanical
bull. A more realistic plan is to expect drawdowns, rebalance when appropriate, and avoid turning temporary fear into permanent damage.
Biggest Surprise: the oil crash (and the fact that surprise is guaranteed)
The awards post points to oil’s collapse as an easy answer for “biggest surprise.” In the second half of 2014, crude fell dramatically, and U.S.
gas prices followedgood news for consumers, painful for energy producers and commodity-linked trades.
But the deeper “surprise” lesson is the one worth keeping: markets will surprise you every year. If a year goes by with zero surprises, that’s the
truly surprising year.
Putting the 2014 awards in broader market context
2014 was a “good year” that didn’t feel calm the whole time
By the numbers, 2014 was a solid year for U.S. large-cap stocks. But psychologically, it wasn’t a straight line. Investors dealt with scary
headlines, geopolitical stress, health scares, and periodic volatility spikesespecially around that October dip.
That mismatchgood returns, uncomfortable experienceis common. Many investors don’t quit investing because returns are bad; they quit because
the emotional ride feels unfair, even when the long-term math is working.
The “diversification tax” sometimes looks like a penalty… until it’s your seatbelt
The awards post even jokes about how U.S. dominance frustrated investors who were globally diversified. That’s real: diversification often feels
like paying extra for something you didn’t use this year.
But diversification isn’t designed to win every year. It’s designed to keep you from getting wrecked in the years you don’t see coming.
It’s a seatbelt: annoying on short trips, priceless during the crash.
Actionable lessons investors can take from the “award show” format
1) Build a process that doesn’t require perfect prediction
2014 is an excellent example of why “story-first” investing struggles. If you needed a clean narrative, you probably got whiplash.
If you had a process (asset allocation + rebalancing + sensible costs + patience), you didn’t need to be right about every headline.
2) Respect the difference between “interesting” and “important”
Most market commentary is interesting. Very little of it is important. The awards post is funny precisely because it spotlights the circus, then
quietly points you back to what matters: long-term compounding and behavior.
3) Size risk like you actually believe risk exists
Bitcoin down big in a single year? Commodities getting smoked? Countries melting down? Those are not rare eventsthey’re normal features of markets.
Don’t size volatile positions like they’re savings accounts.
4) Rebalancing is the least glamorous superpower
When REITs or biotech rip, your portfolio drifts. When commodities crater, you get tempted to “wait for it to come back.” A disciplined
rebalancing plan turns those temptations into rules: trim what’s grown too large, add to what’s fallen below target (when it still belongs in your
allocation), and keep your risk profile intentional.
Investor “Experiences” from 2014: what it felt like in real life (about )
If you want to understand why the 2014 awards post resonated, don’t start with chartsstart with the human experience of living through that year.
A lot of investors felt like they were watching two different movies at once: one movie was “U.S. stocks keep climbing,” and the other was
“everything is on fire, please refresh the news feed.”
Picture a typical long-term investor in early 2014. They might have been proud of finally sticking to a plan after the post-2008 recovery years.
Then Bitcoin headlines hit and the temptation shows up: “Maybe I should own this revolutionary thing.” Some people bought a small slice and slept
fine; others sized it like a personality trait and discovered that volatility is not a philosophyit’s a feeling in your stomach at 2 a.m.
Mid-year, a different experience set in: “Rates have to rise.” It sounded logical. It was repeated constantly. It felt responsible.
And yet long-term Treasuries did well and rate-sensitive areas like utilities and REITs were strong. Investors who had spent months preparing for
the “obvious” trade learned a classic lesson: the market can stay irrational longer than your certainty can stay solvent.
Meanwhile, investors who simply maintained a balanced allocation often looked “boring” while accidentally doing the smartest thing in the room.
Then came the oil crash. For consumers, it felt like a surprise raisecheaper gas is instantly visible and emotionally satisfying.
For energy investors, it felt like the floor dropping out. Some portfolios experienced the whiplash of owning both “winners” and “losers”
simultaneously: maybe REITs were up, but commodity exposure was dragging. That mix is exactly what diversification looks like in real time:
not tidy, not symmetrical, and not always comfortable.
And October? October was the month that tested whether investors had a plan or just a wish. The market fell fast enough to make people Google
phrases like “should I go to cash” and “is this the next 2008.” Then it rebounded quickly enough to make those same people feel silly for panicking.
This is why a written process matters: it saves you from having to invent wisdom while your emotions are doing parkour.
The most common “best practice” experience from 2014 wasn’t a hot stock pick. It was a quiet habit: checking your allocation, rebalancing if you
had rules for it, continuing to save and invest, and letting markets be dramatic without making your portfolio join the drama club.
That’s the unsexy secret the awards post is pointing to: the winners change every year, but a good process stays useful every year.
Conclusion: the real trophy is a process you can repeat
The charm of The 2014 Financial Market Awards is that it laughs at the market’s soap opera while still respecting the stakes.
In 2014, REITs surprised, long-duration bonds embarrassed the “rising rates” script, oil collapsed, and Bitcoin reminded everyone it wasn’t a calm
currency. And through it all, U.S. assets benefited from being the “cleanest dirty shirt” in a messy global closet.
If you take one thing from the awards format, make it this: the market will always produce a new set of winners, losers, and loud narratives.
Your job isn’t to predict the trophies. Your job is to build an allocation and a behavior plan that can survive surpriseand still compound when
the headlines move on to something shinier.